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Simon Amstell did his first stand-up gig at the age of thirteen. His parents had just divorced and puberty was confusing. Trying to be funny solved everything. 

HELP is the hilarious and heartbreaking account of Simon's ongoing compulsion to reveal his entire self on stage. To tell the truth so it can't hurt him anymore. Loneliness, anxiety, depression - this book as it all. And more. 

From a complicated childhood in Essex to an Ayahuasca-led epiphany in the Amazon rainforest, this story will make you laugh, cry and then feel happier than you have ever been. 

"Disarmingly, almost alarmingly, honest. I laughed out loud 57 times" MARTIN FREEMAN

"Enrapturing. Touching, funny and sweet" ALAIN DE BOTTON 

"No one makes loneliness and anxiety as funny. Heartbreaking and hilarious" HADLEY FREEMAN 

"Puts the fun in 'insanely honest introspection fun' " ADAM BUXTON 

"A brilliantly funny, sad, clever, silly book. I loved it!" MATT LUCAS

"A beautiful and clever book about being human. All the warmth of his comedy without the inconvenience of his face" RUSSELL BRAND

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Following a series of critically acclaimed, sold out international tours, Simon Amstell begins his fifth stand up tour in the UK. 

‘What Is This?’ promises to be a deeply personal, funny exploration of beauty, intimacy, freedom, sex and love.

'Simon Amstell has a gift for taking a social norm and gently mocking it until it seems utterly ridiculous. Highly literate... an endearing mixture of offhanded candour and sharp wit. Such ease and understatement makes him very good company' The New York Times

'The real deal' The Guardian



'What Is This?' will return for one night only on 19th August at Regents Park Open Air Theatre

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“I have written and directed a film about veganism. I’m sorry.”

Set in a utopian 2067, Carnage looks back at a time when human beings ate other animals. For the young people of this time, the idea that their grandparents could have been complicit in a bloodbath of unnecessary suffering is wholly unimaginable. The film aims to break the taboo around Britain’s animal eating past, whilst showing compassion for a generation now seeking therapy to cope with the horror of their unthinkable actions. Carnage combines archive with original drama and is narrated by Simon Amstell, who gives a unique comedic peek into a future where animals live equally amongst humans.

Carnage will premiere on BBC iPlayer in the Spring. 

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